no...just stop...take your high school chemistry/earth science out of here... Refracted light would also be taking effect on the bottle too, so please think before you start acting like you know something.
this is really dumb. for one, when you order a glass of wine, they don't leave the whole bottle on the table. even if he ordered a whole bottle they wouldn't just leave it on the table. secondly, in many french restaurants, they will leave a glass bottle filled with water on the table.
well it's either the new Christ turning water into wine or the water bottle goes with the glass sitting behind the coffee cup. probably had a meal with glass of wine and bottle of water followed by coffee...
that is just water in the glass... the image of his jacket was bent with the light, causing it to appear the exact same color as his jacket. Funny though.
You guys... it's supposed to be funny. Nothing philosophical. Nothing mysterious. Just plain ol' funny. We don't need an explanation, real or made up. Some of us just like a good laugh.
Why must we get all technical?! Maybe it is scientifical. Or maybe he did order a glass of wine and some water. Or maybe he is the new Christ! OR MAYBE, we can just enjoy the picture and be happy. :) Yayy everyone!
Jesus, people sure like to kill jokes with their angryfingers. No shit, for a second there, I thought he had the magical, divine ability to turn water into wine. Thank you for unveiling my eyes to the truth.
For fucks sake people its a joke, obviously he's didn't turn the water into wine but the way the photo's arranged it makes it look so and that's the humor.
As it has all ready been stated you tards, look at where the large bottle of water is. It is also in front of his jacket, but is still clear. Why the fuck would he drink water out of a wine glass, when he has a water glass right there next to the bottle?
a lot of peoples here never drink wine....you need to know usually in a lot of restaurants they will sell you a glass of wine from expensives wines brand. Also if you cn see the bottle, thats usually the kind of water from thermal places or this "new age" brands.
it could be a glass of wine,but i think its light refraction like stated b4 hear me out.if the glass has his dark jacket behind it it would appear to be dark and sense the water has more light behind it it does not give the illusion of being dark. right?¿?¿?
Everyone, please shut up... it's a joke. I'm sure the creator of the photo doesn't actually think Reeve's can turn water into wine, your need to rationalize this picture is ruining humor you blubbering idiots.
You are all fucking retarded, the glass has water in it, the picture is clearly shopped. Its supposed to be funny so why dont you all just do me a big favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! I mean god just look at the wine, does it look real to you? Fucking idiots....
What you didn't see was that just before this picture was taken, that boy was in a wheel chair and thought he would never walk again...until Keanu came along...
Are you 'tards actually debating this? Like the author is ACTUALLY sayings Keanu Reeves is Jesus? Seriously? Just shut up and enjoy the damn comedy for a change.
I dunno, he has money, thus it stands to reason he's in a fancy cafe, where they do things differently. Definitely water and wine there, the water glass is behind the coffee cup. So there is coffee on the table too. Basically he has three different drinks and he would have to pee really bad but he is THE ONE, so he's fine. No doubt the kid saw him turning the water into wine, and knew who he was instantly! The autograph is just a cover for the miraculous healing, that boy was terminally ill.
This could explain the Immortal Keanu meme....
ReplyDeleteHe should be drinking wine with his latest issues with depression!
ReplyDelete"Be excellent to each other."
ReplyDeleteRefracted light. It's just his jacket.
ReplyDeleteHis jacket is made out of wine?
ReplyDeletethere's a water glass behind his coffee cup. looks like keanu just couldn't make up his mind
ReplyDeleteThey serve water in those bottles when tap water isn't clean, and he ordered a glass of wine.
ReplyDeleteno...just stop...take your high school chemistry/earth science out of here... Refracted light would also be taking effect on the bottle too, so please think before you start acting like you know something.
ReplyDeleteActually its the label, If it was refracted light then you would see his jacket through the wine bottle.
ReplyDeleteor he ordered a glass of wine and a bottle of water? y'now, like any normal person might?
ReplyDeletethis is really dumb. for one, when you order a glass of wine, they don't leave the whole bottle on the table. even if he ordered a whole bottle they wouldn't just leave it on the table. secondly, in many french restaurants, they will leave a glass bottle filled with water on the table.
ReplyDeleteWine is served in glass, water is served in bottle. There is a water glass behind the coffee cup.
ReplyDeleteI need to email my CV to Mythbusters
vodka and bloody backwash
ReplyDeleteNo, it's refracted light. As they already stated :)
ReplyDeleteThe glass is in front of his jacket and is therefore showing the color of the jacket in the water - it ain't rocket science!
ReplyDeleteIs that Mary behind HIM?
ReplyDeletehaha
ReplyDeletethe wine bottle is just being used as a carafe. i'm guessing he got the wine by the glass. so you have a glass of wine and a water bottle
ReplyDeletefantastic! :-)
ReplyDeletewell it's either the new Christ turning water into wine or the water bottle goes with the glass sitting behind the coffee cup.
ReplyDeleteprobably had a meal with glass of wine and bottle of water followed by coffee...
Virgin Mary in the background
ReplyDeletei love it when people state "fake"
ReplyDeleteand then totally fuck up explaining it.
He's drinking jacket?
ReplyDeleteNo you twit, his jacket is red in color, which makes the glass of water in front of it look red, hence wine.
ReplyDeleteit's all water.
Lol @ "Be excellent to each other."
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps he ordered a glass of wine?
ReplyDeleteHave you guys never heard of people getting a glass of water along with their wine?! Pretty sure I've seen it happen...
ReplyDeleteI thought it was cute. And Keanu turning water into wine is just as likely as anyone else doing it.
ReplyDeleteLOL this is hilarious people! Cant you just enjoy it?
ReplyDeleteKEANU IS SMILING OMG
ReplyDeleteWhy do the comments always have to ruin something that's supposed to be funny.. Just shut up and laugh!
ReplyDeletethat is just water in the glass... the image of his jacket was bent with the light, causing it to appear the exact same color as his jacket. Funny though.
ReplyDeleteMaybe Keanu is Jesus, and turned the water into wine ? instead of paying for the wine..
ReplyDeleteFake!!!! This is obviously fake. I mean, you can tell his halo is real but what are the chances of someone wanting Keanu Reeves's autograph?
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA
ReplyDeleteYou guys... it's supposed to be funny. Nothing philosophical. Nothing mysterious. Just plain ol' funny. We don't need an explanation, real or made up. Some of us just like a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteIt's is ridiculous how seriously people are taking this..
ReplyDeleteWhy don't... just enjoy the joke..?!!
ReplyDeleteHE'S THE CHRIST, JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR! LO AND BEHOLD!
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for those of you explaining what is actually happening. You must enjoy nothing.
ReplyDeleteWhite wine?
ReplyDeletejust laugh next time?
ReplyDeletealso what idiot said it's red because his jacket is red? colorblind much?
Why must we get all technical?! Maybe it is scientifical. Or maybe he did order a glass of wine and some water. Or maybe he is the new Christ! OR MAYBE, we can just enjoy the picture and be happy. :) Yayy everyone!
ReplyDeleteJesus, people sure like to kill jokes with their angryfingers. No shit, for a second there, I thought he had the magical, divine ability to turn water into wine. Thank you for unveiling my eyes to the truth.
ReplyDeleteDid he died?
ReplyDeleteYou fags trying to explain it are fags. Fags.
ReplyDeleteFor fucks sake people its a joke, obviously he's didn't turn the water into wine but the way the photo's arranged it makes it look so and that's the humor.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahaha everyone who has said its refracted light is sucking it hard
ReplyDeleteMy god
ReplyDeleteHave you never been outside?
Light refraction, really?
You're all fucking stupid
As it has all ready been stated you tards, look at where the large bottle of water is. It is also in front of his jacket, but is still clear. Why the fuck would he drink water out of a wine glass, when he has a water glass right there next to the bottle?
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the humor maybe? That'd be a miracle...
ReplyDeleteOR UM MAYBE HE'S JESUS. ROLL WITH IT.
ReplyDeleteFeeding the trolls I see.
ReplyDeleteThere's actually 2 water glasses behind the coffee cup. Still doesn't change the fact that Keanu is Jesus.
ReplyDeleteWow, these comments are amazing. It's a joke, dammit. Just laugh and move on.
ReplyDeleteWho gives a hoot?
ReplyDeleteDaveystod for the win!!
ReplyDeleteit's vodka
ReplyDeleteThat does it. Next time I go to church, Ill bring a figurine of Keanu Revees with me, and place him on the alter
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the joke and stop arguing over possible explanations please.
ReplyDeletea lot of peoples here never drink wine....you need to know usually in a lot of restaurants they will sell you a glass of wine from expensives wines brand. Also if you cn see the bottle, thats usually the kind of water from thermal places or this "new age" brands.
ReplyDeleteit could be a glass of wine,but i think its light refraction like stated b4 hear me out.if the glass has his dark jacket behind it it would appear to be dark and sense the water has more light behind it it does not give the illusion of being dark.
ReplyDeleteright?¿?¿?
Everyone, please shut up... it's a joke. I'm sure the creator of the photo doesn't actually think Reeve's can turn water into wine, your need to rationalize this picture is ruining humor you blubbering idiots.
ReplyDeleteYou are all fucking retarded, the glass has water in it, the picture is clearly shopped. Its supposed to be funny so why dont you all just do me a big favor and SHUT THE FUCK UP! I mean god just look at the wine, does it look real to you? Fucking idiots....
ReplyDeleteKeanu demands to have both a wine glass and water glass to pour his bottled water into!
ReplyDeleteWhat you didn't see was that just before this picture was taken, that boy was in a wheel chair and thought he would never walk again...until Keanu came along...
ReplyDeleteAre you 'tards actually debating this? Like the author is ACTUALLY sayings Keanu Reeves is Jesus? Seriously? Just shut up and enjoy the damn comedy for a change.
ReplyDeletePRAISE KEANU REEVES! HE WILL FORGIVE US FOR OUR SINS!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, he has money, thus it stands to reason he's in a fancy cafe, where they do things differently. Definitely water and wine there, the water glass is behind the coffee cup. So there is coffee on the table too. Basically he has three different drinks and he would have to pee really bad but he is THE ONE, so he's fine. No doubt the kid saw him turning the water into wine, and knew who he was instantly! The autograph is just a cover for the miraculous healing, that boy was terminally ill.
ReplyDeleteThe bottle of wine is empty. The last of the wine is in the cup. But, I am a believer of Keanu being immortal. Also, love his movies.
ReplyDeletemaybe its a bottle of table water and he ordered the glass of wine seperately...
ReplyDeleteIt's water in the glass.
ReplyDeleteIf it were wine, the color would be constant across the whole liquid.
The dark area is caused by simple refraction. The water is not deep enough to be totally clear anywhere.