Their Mascot is kinda creepy..
1038 Cup Tree Rd, Gravois Mills, MO
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Thursday, September 30, 2010
Probably Won't Go Inn Any Further
Their Mascot is kinda creepy..
1038 Cup Tree Rd, Gravois Mills, MO
From Google Maps...
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Monday, September 27, 2010
Brother's, Poking Fun Since Birth
Pictures like this make me want to call my little sister and apologize for all of the harassment over the years. Either that or send her an envelope packed full of spiders.
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Saturday, September 25, 2010
Just the way it is!
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.
- If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erec tion, make him a sandwich.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
- Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
- Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks.
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it… so I said “Implants?”
- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
- God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
- The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
- Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
- It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
- We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
- When in doubt, mumble.
- Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
- A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
- Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. Ugly too.
- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re crazy
- I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a b#tch.
- There’s a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can’t get away.
- I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
- I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
- You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
- You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.
- To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone.
- If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!
- Hallmark Card: “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.”
- If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
- Whoever coined the phrase “Quiet as a mouse” has never stepped on one.
Friday, September 24, 2010
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Monday, September 20, 2010
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Saturday, September 18, 2010
Pen And Rubberband
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Luckily, No Passengers
The guard rail came through the right headlight, engine compartment, firewall, glove box, passenger seat, rear seat and exited out the driver’s side rear window. That is 120 LF of guard rail that threaded through the suburban.
NO passengers and the driver was not injured.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
Analemma
The pictures were taken exactly at 5:45 UT of every tenth day. Resulting in the Sun being photographed 36 times. Nobody can guarantee fine weather every tenth day even for a few minutes, photographs were missed on two occasions. (Nov 26th and Jun 20th)
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Arnold Schwarzenegger Mocks Sarah Palin
This just in: Palin refusing to return the insult, as she's still figuring out how to pronounce his name.
Thursday, September 9, 2010
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
4Dudes - August Top 10
Here is the August Top 10!
10. Soul Calibur Boobs
9. cubical war never hurt nobody
8. Joke: Pirate Walks Into A Bar
7. WTF Car Wash
6. Definitely wanna pick-up this scary shower curtain
5. Must be a very important text message!
4. NSFW License Plate (literally)
3. FML is it really that bad
I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint
2. Pot growing successfully, how'd they get caught?
1. Terry Alan Crew's at movie premiere (photoshopped!)
Also Check: Double Sling Shot Fail!
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Monday, September 6, 2010
Sunday, September 5, 2010
A man is dating three women...
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Religion is like a penis....
It's fine to have one.
It's fine to be proud of it.
But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,
And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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