Tuesday, August 31, 2010
with his face covered in flour and says, "Look mami, I'm a white boy!" His mother takes one look at him and slaps him across the face. She replies, "Go show your father what you have done!"
So the little boy runs to the other room where his father is and shouts, "Papi look! I'm a white boy!" Just as the mother did, the father slaps him across the face and says, "Go show your grandmother what you have done, maybe she can knock some sense into you."
The little boy runs out to the garden where his grandmother is and says, "Grandma, look! I'm a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him across the face, grabs him by the ear and sits him on the floor. She gives him a long speech about why he should be proud to be Mexican and why he shouldn't try to ever cover up his true identity.
The boy then slowly walks back into the kitchen, past his mother. She asks him, "So, what did you learn?" The boy replies, "I've only been white for 10 minutes and I already hate you people."
Monday, August 30, 2010
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Friday, August 27, 2010
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Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Especially in tough man company...in the movie "The Expendables
Monday, August 23, 2010
"But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands." "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really." "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye." "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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Friday, August 20, 2010
The problem with that is that it gives someone with a knife perfect cover to hide behind.
I would be really pissed if I installed that as a joke and then actually died because there was someone with that exact shape hiding behind the silhouette.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
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Thursday, August 12, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Monday, August 9, 2010
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man appeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked!
'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied
'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Friday, August 6, 2010
Check out these Cinnamon Bun Earrings! [Enlarge]
Also Check: Double Sling Shot Fail!
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Monday, August 2, 2010
Some people are just FOREVER ALONE!
Also Check: Chilean Miners, Mario Style!!