Tobias Fünke, M.D., Analrapist
"I wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks." "I've been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one in the can." "...even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up." "Michael, you are quite the cupid. You can stick an arrow in my buttocks any time." "Michael, you are not quite the ladies man I had pictured. Hopefully, we will remedy that when we are in the spa spreading body chocolate on each other. " "Who'd like a banger in the mouth?" "A squirt of frosting down the throat helps to take your medication / In the most delicious way... "