Thursday, June 3, 2010

TV University Faculty

See if you can name all the faculty member... names are below the picture

Clint Eastwood: Dean


  • James Lipton: Founder
  • Omar (The Wire): Assistant Dean



The 4th Doctor (Doctor Who): Science


  • Chuck: Computer Science --terrible choice
  • Dr. Gregory House, M.D.: Medical Science
  • John Nash: Mathematics
  • Daniel Faraday (L O S T): Theoretical Physics
  • Carl Sagan: Astronomy
  • Walter White (Breaking Bad): Chemistry
  • Dr. Heiter (The Human Centipede): Biology
  • Steve Zissou: Marine Biology
  • Hannibal Lecter: Psychology
  • Agents Mulder and Scully: Parapsychology
  • Dr. Alan Grant (Jurassic Park): Paleontology
  • Dr. Indiana Jones: Archaeology
  • Bill Nye: Lab Maintenance & Administration





Q: Engineering


  • Tony Stark (Iron Man): Mechanical Engineering
  • Scotty: Astronautical Engineering
  • Jeremy Clarkson: Automotive Engineering
  • Dr. Strangelove: Nuclear Engineering
  • Daniel Plainview (There Will Be Blood): Civil Engineering
  • Wikus (District 9): Biological Engineering
  • MacGyver: Practical Engineering
  • Scarecrow (Batman): Pharmacological Engineering
  • Mythbusters: Applied Physics
  • The Architect (non-existent Matrix sequel): Architecture
  • Anton Chigurh (No Country For Old Men): Actuarial Sciences


Gordon Gekko: Business


  • Michael Bluth: Capital Restructuring
  • HI, BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PUBLIC SPEAKING
  • Patrick Bateman from American Psycho: Mergers & Acquisitions
  • Clay Davis (The Wire): Corporate Raiding
  • Don Draper (Mad Men): Marketing
  • Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller: Economics
  • Hans Gruber (Die Hard): Hostile Takeovers
  • Tony Soprano: Business Management
  • Stringer Bell: Transitional Business Management
  • Michael Scott: Practical Business Management

Saul Goodman: Law


  • Bob Loblaw: Corporate Law
  • Atticus Finch: Criminology
  • Robocop: Criminal Justice
  • Dexter: Forensics
  • Jack Bauer: Ethics
  • George Bluh Sr. (Pop-pop): Business Ethics!
  • Denny Crane: Tactical Litigation
  • Marko Ramius (The Hunt for Red October): Maritime Law
  • Rose Byrne: Tort Law --what a dollface!
  • Charlie Kelly: Bird Law
  • John McClane (Die Hard): Habeas Corpus Law Specialization


Bob Ross: Arts


  • Sal Romano (Mad Men): Graphic Arts
  • Armond White: Film
  • Dr. Tobias F√ľnke: Theatre
  • Zoolander: Fashion
  • Jeff Jeffries (Rear Window): Photography
  • Jackson Pollock: Painting
  • Gordan Ramsey: Culinary Arts
  • James Mason as Humbert Humbert (Lolita): Literature
  • John Williams: Music and Band
  • Neil Patrick Harris: Choir
  • River Tam: Dance


Junior Healy (Problem Child 2): Humanities


  • Charles Foster Kane: Journalism
  • Pierce Brosnan: Diplomacy
  • Harry Powell (Night of The Hunter): Theology
  • The Dude: Philosophy
  • Dr. Strangelove: Political Science
  • David Ducovny (Californication): Women's Studies
  • (Inglourious Basterds): World Languages
  • Rex Harrison as Dr. Higgins (My Fair Lady): Linguistics
  • Al Swearengen (Deadwood): American History
  • Daniel Jackson (Stargate Sg-1): Ancient History
  • Ash (Army of Darkness): Medieval History
  • GOB with Franklin the puppet: African-American History


Coach Norman Dale (Hoosiers): Sports


  • Happy Gillmore: Golf
  • Emilio Estevez: Hockey
  • Forrest Gump: Track & Field
  • Rocky: Boxing
  • O.J. Simpson: Football
  • Kevin Costner: Baseball
  • Leonidas: Weightlifting
  • Jules Paxton (Bend it Like Beckham): Soccer


Other Faculty


  • Richard Alpert (L O S T): Student Advisor
  • Anthony Head (Giles from Buffy): Librarian
  • Joan Holloway (Mad Men): Clerical Administration
  • R. Lee Ermey (Gunnery Sergeant Hartman from Full Metal Jacket): R.O.T.C. Commander
  • Eric Cartman: Hall Monitor
  • Dr. Simon Tam: Campus Health
  • Frank Martin (Transporter): Campus Transportation
  • The Janitor: Janitor
  • Groundskeeper Willy: Groundskeeper

Also see...I'meme not feeling so good!

131 comments:

  1. Breaking Bad...represented!

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  2. hey assholes... call it tv and MOVIE university. correct me if im wrong, but indiana jones never had a tv series starring harrison ford. OK?????

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  3. Do you know that movies are not TV?

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  4. Wow, a lot of Arrested Development in there....which cracked me up every time I saw them. Pop-pop as Business Ethics is fucking great!

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  5. jesus how many from arrested development? Gotta love it.

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  6. I'm really happy that the person who made this likes Arrested Development...

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  7. Showing some love for Arrested Development

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  8. 5 women? that's it?

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  9. the guys name from inglourious basterds is Hans Landen

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  10. Fail detected. Some TV University instructors are real people, some are movie characters, and some are tv characters. What a mess.

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  11. Where do I fill out an application...??

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  12. Joan Holloway (Mad Men): Clerical Administration

    THAT ISN'T JOAN HOLLOWAY!! IT'S CHRISTINA HENDRICKS!

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  13. Why is actuarial science under engineering? And what does Anton Chigurh have to do with it? Fail.

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  14. Good until Jeremy Clarkson was on it, then it was AMAZING!!!

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  15. the characters name for the world languages role is Colonel Hans Landa, but this would be an amazing university to go to =]

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  16. TV University?

    This is more like Movie university.

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  17. That's not Daniel Jackson. It's Cameron Mitchell.

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  18. David Ducovny will be busy with 2 courses...

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  19. If you try and understand people through posts, then it seems no one cares about the point of what theyre reading, only caring about how to show how smart they are by figuring out the flaws...this is supposed to be entertaining i thought, how damn important is the title? can't you just like something cause it's funny?I'd rather read Bob Loblaw's law blog

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  20. Did anyone else notice Dr. Strangelove in fact teaches two subjects? Nuclear Engineering and Political Science? He is the only multi-department faculty.

    This thing is amazing, would have like to see more of the Doctor though

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  21. funny... though it's said that even tv/movie university is still a (white) boys' club...

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  22. really? OJ for football?

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  23. You have mixed a few real people in there.

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  24. Dr. Stranglove may be the only multi-department faculty character, but two of David Duchovny's characters are listed (Para-Psychology and Womens Studies).

    Also, yes, there were a few flaws, but it's still entertaining. A cleaned up version 1.1 would be better, but this is still good.

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  25. Why is Chuck a bad choice?

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  26. To everyone complaining about the TV/Movie characters...Other then the theater....where do you watch movies? On your TV!! So shut the hell up! Go find problems with the real world instead of the internet and get a life folks.

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  27. Armond White isn't a character. At least OJ was in Roots. White is totally out of place on this list.

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  28. Harrison Ford had a guest part on one episode of the Young Indiana Jones Chronicles, so technically you could call Indy a tv character as well.

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  29. why is omar a dean?

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  30. this is great! it included Fox Mulder and Richard from Lost! i couldnt be more pleased!

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  31. Dr Strangelove for Nuclear Physics, however the picture of the head of the Political Science Department is the President (played by the same actor).

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  32. K Emilio was definitely a wrestler in The Breakfast Club. Fail.

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  33. Hey nitpickers;

    This chart is from the 4chan board /tv/ - Television and Movies. The fail belongs to the blog for presenting it as "TV University" as opposed to "/tv/ University," not the people who made this. And for the record, this was made by the community, not one guy.

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  34. That version of Emilio is from the Mighty Ducks movie series.

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  35. Sure can tell white males made this...

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  36. Why not Noah Wyle as Flynn Carsen in 'The Librarian' as the librarian???
    Also lol 4chan.

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  37. The wactor that played the fourth Doctor is Tom Baker

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  38. WHAT ABOUT CHCUK NORRIS FOR MATIAL ARTS?!??!?!?

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  39. what different does it make what color the people that made it were ? you sound a bit racist to me.

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  40. Very few women. Oh yes, basement dwelling 4chan nerds hate women.

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  41. forensics is placed wrong. Its a Science, it doesn't belong under law.

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  42. I'm registering for Bird Law with Charlie Kelly as we speak

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  43. Funny list! However, it's pretty male heavy; maybe a bit of variety next time?

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  44. Heh this is brilliant.

    Don't get why people are making such a big deal about the name. yeah it's not right, there are movie characters and a few real life people in there.

    Why get so worked up about it though?

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  45. You should have had Abby from NCIS as the forensics professor rather than Dexter.

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  46. It's a good list, people are too nit picky over the real and movie personalities placed in it. The author chose the best candidates regardless of their fictional or real statuses...

    The only complaint I have is to fix the name listings. For instance, list Charlie Kelly as being from 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia', and Colonel Hans Landen from 'Inglorious Basterds' instead of just the movie title, etc.

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  47. No one seems to understand that /tv/ is the name of the place where the list originated. Lol @ everyone complaining about movie characters.

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  48. Quit bitching about there being movie characters on there. It's /tv/ not TV. You just don't understand the reference.

    I do want to nitpick and say that Tony Stark is way more of an electrical engineer than a mechanical engineer. I'll have to go tell that to /tv/.

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  49. Screw LOST, the Theoretical Physicist should have been Dr. Sheldon Cooper.

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  50. I don't watch The Big Bang Theory, but I'm pretty sure Sheldon Cooper never successfully time-travelled...

    Also, The Tams! Excellent!

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  51. id take a bird law class from charlie kelly any day

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  52. to everyone commenting on why there is film characters on this list. It is because /tv/ doesnt mean just television. it represents the board television and film found on 4chan.

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  53. Always Sunny! Best University ever.

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  54. I have only one problem:
    93 people. And only 5 women!!!!!!!!
    Really? U think that's ok? I mean I'm not a feminist, or anything, but it's not a good representation.

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  55. good list all you negative people suck

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  56. Wow, where do I sign up for White Men's University?

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  57. To tell you the truth, I had no idea who most of these people were.

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  58. Where is Jack McCoy in the law department

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  59. did i just miss Chuck Norris or is this thing just completely wrong?

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  60. Firefly for the win

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  61. Mmmm... I'd take a class from Tony Stark anyday.

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  62. Four Faculty from Arrested Development and Charlie Kelly! WIN University.

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  63. dont they show movies on TV? just sayin. and yeeees i was hoping youd put the Janitor from scrubs as the janitor :3

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  64. I'd have to become a lawyer if I went here... Bird law!! Also Chareth Cutestory would have been acceptable as Maritime Law professor.

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  65. Also African-American History is GOLDEN

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  66. love this list.... quite a few men though..

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  67. how could Quentin Tarantino not be in the film section?

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  68. I'm registering for Bird Law with Charlie Kelly as we speak

    Mad my day rofl

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  69. Adrian Veidt from Watchmen should be Marketing professor.

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  70. Why the Hell is Emilio Esteves listed as Hockey? He was a wrestler in The Breakfast Club.

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  71. Emilio Esteves was Coach Bombay in the Mighty Ducks, friend.

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  72. Emilio Estevez was Coach Bombay in The Mighty Ducks, friend.

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  73. Summer Glau should be the dance instructor, not "River Tam". The pic is of Summer anyways, River never wore that.

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  74. Summer Glau is Queen of /tv/(/b/ has Boxxy, /x/ has Alison Harvard aka Creepy Chan). The guy who posted the chart is just a newfriend. I think he stopped by /tv/ from /co/ and /tv/s chart ended up being the best on 4chan...

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  75. Hmmm... OJ Simpson... Dishonorable mentions have their place i guess.

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  76. Remember when /tv/ was good?

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  77. has anyone wondered why there are only four or five women on this list?

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  78. And also the Charlie Kelly !! :D

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  79. I absolutely love all of the Arrested Development in there! And Cartman and the Janitor. This is great. And also House and Forrest Gump. This is amazzinng!!

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  80. BOB ROSS
    BOB ROSS
    BOB ROSS
    BOB ROSS

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  81. where are the women...?

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  82. mr plumber rochdale

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  83. ha ha ha greta stuff http://www.mrplumberonline.com

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  84. Hey I would take a class from Chuck. GO Chuck!!!

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  85. yesss <3 fireflyyy!

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  86. Firefly!
    ...I would get sick EVERY DAY. =)

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  87. I think I love you

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  88. Which of the4 dudes do you love?

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  89. There's no chemical engineering.

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  90. WHERE IS CHUCK NORRIS?...NUFF SAID

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  91. Nancy Botwin (Weeds) for Botany class?

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  92. I think you have forgotten electrical engineering. Tony Stark is probably more representative of that than mechanical, considering all the electrical stuff he designed. But if you disagree I guess Dilbert would be an adequate replacement.

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  93. what about Austin Powers for Women Studies???

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  94. obviously none of you know what /tv/ is. It is a forum for tv AND movies. faggots.

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  95. your website is so slow it makes me want to puke

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  96. Great list, but noticing lots and lots and lots and lots of white men here. Just sayin'.

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  97. where are the women? just 5? wheres the equality? is this 1950?

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  98. I would love to study with John Williams.

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  99. So sad there aren't more women, as some have noted

    also - under Humanities you should have Tobias for Gender Studies ;)

    love that there are firefly characters as well as others from great shows - you have excellent taste

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  100. This is great. But I'd like to know why the overwhelming majority of the teachers are male...

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  101. Because the purpose of this is humor, and women are not humorous, women are not largely represented here.

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  102. Because the purpose of this is humor, and women are not humorous, women are not heavily represented here.

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  103. Hello Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory) for Theoretical Physics? that's just a given.

    And Chuck Bartowski is a great choice for computer science!

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  104. To the people screaming "Movies aren't tv!"
    This list came from 4chan. The board /tv/ is the tv and movies board, just like /b/ is the random board. It doesn't literally mean just tv.

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  105. I don't know why I even bother, but the other 3 were right. this was made by /tv/, it's /tv/ university. There's a mix of actors, tv characters, and film characters because EVERY SINGLE ONE IS AN INSIDE JOKE. It's made with /tv/'s favorite actor/characters, and with 4chan in mind. 4 dudes really needs to NOT grab shit off imgboards for their mediocre site

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  106. Some people in my ideal university:
    Charlie Epps (Numbers) - Math
    Walter Bishop (Fringe) - Biochemistry
    Samantha Carter (Stargate Sg-1) - Astrophysics & Cosmology
    Topher (Dollhouse) - Neuroscience

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  107. "Oh yes, basement dwelling 4chan nerds hate women." -- Explains why Samantha Jones/Carrie Bradshaw isn't heading a Female Sexuality course.

    And why internet gods why isn't there a single SNL character? Mary Katherine Gallagher for Dramatic Arts? MacGruber instead of Gyver for PracEng?

    Also, Leslie Knope for Local Govt. Management, & Liz Lemon for TV Production.

    Agree with Nancy Botwin for Botany. & will major in Af-Am Studies, f'sure.

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  108. Clay Davies!?!?

    SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTT!

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  109. For those of you commenting that they're including actors and movie characters when it says 'tv,' it actually says '/tv/.'

    It's from the 4chan board for TV and movies, /tv/.

    So actors are appropriate as well as movie characters, not just TV ones.

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  110. I'd like to enroll now, please!!

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  111. "The media’s voice of authority is most often that of a middle-aged, professional, white male. These men dominate the opinion-shaping forums of talk radio, newspaper journalism, and television news and commentary, and male voices are those most commonly heard in television and radio commercials."

    when you look around and the people around you look like you, it is not a mistake. It is racism and sexism.

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  112. THE WIRE represent

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  113. i died at bird law

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  114. Richard as the student adviser, GREAT!!!!

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  115. To everyone complaining about the lack of women, how about listing some examples?who should be in which departments, and would they do a better job than the person already teaching the course?

    Also in favor of Columbo heading Criminology and Jack McCoy as Dean of Law

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  116. this is a really poorly executed list. it's really sad when someone spends a long time on something stupid and in the end it's EVEN MORE POINTLESS than when they started.

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  117. I'd love to take a class with GOB and Franklin on how it ain't easy being white or brown!

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  118. It's called /tv/ university. /tv/ is a board on 4chan.org dedicated to tv AND movies. Clearly, these images originated on that imageboard.

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  119. How is Bill Nye Not Dean of Science?!
    Admin?! Disgraceful.

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  120. need more women on the list

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  121. Where are all the women?

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  122. Hall monitor should actually be Spongebob... Just throwing that out there.

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  123. I don't know who the head of the law dept. is (well, I can say that about several of these folks, to be honest), but seriously, Atticus Finch should be dept. head, and you need Jack McCoy as Criminology Prof, there simply IS no one better. Otherwise, most entertaining!

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  124. No Judge Dredd for LAW?!?!

    HE THE LAAAAWWWW!

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  125. The dean should be chuck norris

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  126. Murphy Brown for journalism...seems obvious enough.

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  127. Seriously? Armond White?

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  128. This really needs an update..

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