Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Little Boy Killed A Butterfly

A little boy killed a butterfly. His dad said to him: " no butter for two weeks".

He then killed a honey bee. His dad said: "no honey for two weeks either".

Later the little boy's mum was in the garden when she stood on a cockroach. The little boy looked at his dad and said:

"Do you want to tell her or shall I?"

10 comments:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  2. better if the wife had said it while he was the one standing on the cockroach

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  3. Wait... does that story mean the dad was fucking his son?

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  4. Somebody said "poignant". That's funnier than the joke.

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