Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Joke: Off To Get Married

On their way to getting married, a young couple is involved in a fatal car accident. They find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they ask him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked that. Let me go and find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sit and wait, and wait. Two months pass and the couple is still waiting. As they wait, they discuss that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered. 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' says the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Can we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

'What's wrong?' ask the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?'


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33 comments:

  1. He'll never find a lawyer in Heaven.And he was damned lucky to find a priest.

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  2. Good sense of humor.

    Benjamin Koshkin

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  3. All too sad and true. Its a strange, strange world we live in, Master Jack :(

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  4. obvious merchantMay 21, 2010 at 7:39 PM

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    He'll never find a lawyer in Heaven.And he was damned lucky to find a priest.
    May 21, 2010 1:57 PM


    Thanks for explaining the bleedin obvious you muppet

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  5. BAHAHA. XD That was hilarious.

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  6. HA HA , IS FUNNY CAUSE PRIEST TOUCH LITTLE BOYS AND LAWERS AND NO LIKED. HA HA

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  7. Ahahahaha. MADE MY DAY. :)

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  8. I applaud this joke. *claps*

    Brilliant.

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  9. this doesn't make sense since St. Peter was the first Pope, therefore...he's a priest.

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  10. i like it cuase it's clever, but it makes you think....

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  11. no doubt im surprised he found any priests ;)

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  12. It was a test to see if they remembered where they were parked. Off to the other place.

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  13. this is a shop. i've seen plenty of shops in my day, and i can tell by the pixels in paragraph 3.

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  14. Deniece RaisinclitMay 25, 2010 at 8:59 AM

    Mmmm, my hoo hoo feels delicious.

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  15. Ah you fools. There is no heaven. That couple is simply dead. Meat and no more. And lawyer's are the one's who save your asses, bunch of spoiled losers you are.

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  16. wait so theirs good lawyers?
    lol

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  17. that is the most stuped joke ever!!

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  18. As a lawyer, I find this to be the most hilarious one yet. :)

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  19. Lawyers protect individuals from government whose interest it is to prosecute them. That isn't a bad thing. Whats bad is that the law openly limits how many lawyers enter the field and then control the vast majority and cast out the few who don't go along. So we effectively have a monopoly of people who are allowed to read and understand the law as it is written so that the laws can be morphed into whatever the power to be dam well pleases.

    But yeah, funny joke.

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  20. Faulty premise (see Matthew 22:30), but funny!

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