8 Awesome Church Signs

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One way to get her on her knees...



It's getting hot in herre..



Keep your enemies close...



Natural stupidity



Friends with benefits!



Falling prices...save me!



Some questions just must not have an answer...and google will know why there isn't an answer or will suggest something else appropriate!



This church signage will make you think next time you try to catch a snowflake on your tongue!




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Here's a bonus one!

Pay For Our Oops

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Well I was gonna PrAY FOR OUR trOOPS....but whatever bud!

Sunday Jokey: Enjoying Sex!

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I got into an argument with my girlfriend about who enjoys sex more.

I said "men of course! Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?" "That doesn't prove anything," she said. "Think about this...

...when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better-your ear or your finger?"

Toadally Awesome!

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Saw this Toad scratching on Reddit Pics and thought it deserved some recognition!



Here's another animal gif I've found...cat with hand signals!




Here's another collection of animal gifs if you like these!

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A Shitty Lock, Enlightenment

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I think this double standard is mainly due to the person deciding whether sex happens. It is rarely a man's decision if the relationship moves further, but instead the woman holds the key...and the lock!



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It’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend. But if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut

Enlightenment: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock!

Batmobile Limo

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This would be my first purchase after I hit the Powerball!

Top 10 Ugliest Xmas Ornaments

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This was a DailyAcid reader submission...here we go with the top 10 ugliest xmas ornaments!

#10 Glass Hot-dog



#9 Rusty Wallace and Pit Crew NASCAR Ornament



#8 Grease Light Up Holograph



#7 Sex & the City High-Heel



#6 Kane and Stone Cold Steve Austin



#5 Campbell’s Collector’s Edition (our italics) Ornament



#4 Dunkin’ Donuts / Coffee Themed Ornaments



#3 Deer with its Own Hunting Rifle




Check out The Shark Guys here to see the #2 and #1 worst xmas ornaments!

Obama Calls Chuck Norris

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Obama knows how to protect his lady...

8 NSFW Snowman Creations

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These snowman creations definitely pissed off some neighbors...unless they were all on college campuses. Probably a snow making contest at a college is my guess.




Be sure to check out the one above animated...at the bottom!





















Figure I finish by animating one... :)

Mustache Of The Day

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This leaves all of your options open, but only works if your stay in front of the mirror all day!

Awesome Sex Tape

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This sex tape video is worth a watch...I'll just leave it at that! Woulnd't want to ruin it for you!

Honesty IS The Best Policy!

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But maybe not all the time...especially if you are volunteering the information!

Just A Bad Idea From The Start

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Putting a loop in a water slide is a lawsuit waiting to happen!

Important Breaking News: Cookie Sales

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Where are their sashes? Meanest looking girl scouts I've seen!

Killing You With Crayons

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Here are 5 different colorings of a slightly disturbed child, but these don't look too far from some of the stuff I drew when I was 8 and mystified by FIRE!!!

First is innocent Hello Kitty...



Incredible Hulk coloring book



My Little Pony coloring book abuse...



More insightful thoughts in this coloring book



Lastly...a little more Hello Kitty!



Let this be a lesson to not let your brother get a hold of their little sisters coloring book!

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Jokey: Wrong Question

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Jack and Max are walking from religious service. Jack wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.

Max replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest?"

So Jack goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I smoke while I pray ?"

The Priest replies, "No, my son, you may not! That's utter disrespect to our religion."

Jack goes back to his friend and tells him what the good Priest told him.

Max says, "I'm not surprised. You asked the wrong question. Let me try."

And so Max goes up to the Priest and asks, "Father, may I pray while I smoke ?"

To which the Priest eagerly replies, "By all means, my son. By all means. You can always pray whenever you want to."

Nine Inch Fail

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Blue Screen Of Death at the concert... it's time to rock!

Classic McDonalds Transformer Toys

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Sadly, I'm old enough to remember these...I wonder how much they're worth. Probably shouldn't have thrown mine away.

Here they are before...


And after the awesome transformation

Cat...Its In The Bag!

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Brings new light to an old saying!

Touch Here To Be Born Again

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Here's another interesting elevator...

How To Avoid Camera Loss [GIF]

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Andrew McDonald had a pictorial guide to keeping your camera safe...thought I'd make a gif outta if to prevent scrolling.




"All you have to do is take some photos – which you never delete from your camera – so when someone finds your camera at the bottom of the gorilla pit they are able to locate you and return the lost property to its rightful owner.

To illustrate just how you can safeguard your camera from the crippling effects of Camera Loss, here are the pics that I always keep on my camera."


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Secret Beer Fridge

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Every office needs to have this hidden behind the reams of paper!

Worst Elevator Ever

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Snap your fingers, snap your neck!

Is this a "how to" posting or "how not to"...probably need a big circle-slash over this diagram!