Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.
Salesman: Do you have a dog?
Salesman: Where is he?
Customer: He's at home.
Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.
The next day, the same customer returns.
Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.
Salesman: Do you have a cat?
Salesman: Well…where is she?
Customer: She's at home!
Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.
The next day the customer returns again.
Salesman: What's in the sack?
Customer: Put your hand inside.
Salesman: Hmmm…It's warm and moist! What is it?
Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
And all the patients were outside shouting, '13....13.....13.'
The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....
Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Officials usually put seven X's in place of the number for cars without license plates.
Roberson says the mix-up has led him to get as many as 10 tickets in a day.
Scottie Roberson’s nickname is Racer X. Back in his younger days, the handle was given to him thanks to his custom car business. Given that he’s Racer X and his favorite number is 7, there’s no doubt that the vanity license plate XXXXXXX is perfect for the man, right? Well, yes and no. It’s appropriate, but it’s also caused him to rack up $19,000 in undeserved fines.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Sunday, October 18, 2009
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.