4 Dudes: October 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Liz Claman Flashes

Not really sure what is up on FoxNews...but I'd keep up with the news if a bra flash occurred more often

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Strictly Enforced

Hope your speedometer is that accurate..at least no decimals!

Apple Keyboard Failure

I think it is time to upgrade from the Apple IIe

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Kids...just look away!

Time for an urgent game of hide-and-go-seek...count to 100 while these naked guys walk by

Halloween Massacre

This is a pretty scary for all the kiddos on halloween

Monday, October 26, 2009

Left or Right?

The one on the left looks feisty! But the right is sweet....tough to decide!

Bicycle Lane Fail

They really don't care too much about the bike riders...

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Like This Odd Costume?

Drop a comment...this one just kinda scares me! Prefer to see the nipples not all closed up

Warm & Moist!

Customer: I'd like to buy some dog food.

Salesman: Do you have a dog?

Customer: Yes.

Salesman: Where is he?

Customer: He's at home.

Salesman: I'm sorry, I can't sell this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy.

The next day, the same customer returns.

Customer: I'd like to buy some cat food.

Salesman: Do you have a cat?

Customer: Yes.

Salesman: Well…where is she?

Customer: She's at home!

Salesman: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see your cat.

The next day the customer returns again.

Salesman: What's in the sack?

Customer: Put your hand inside.

Salesman: Hmmm…It's warm and moist! What is it?

Customer: I would like to buy some toilet paper.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Perfect Timing

This photo couldn't have been taken at a more perfect time...this guy is acting like a sissyboy!

OktoberFest Chicks

There are huge beers and huge boobs....what more reason do you need to go to Oktober Fest?? I'm sold with just the hot girls...those could be Natty Light and I'd still go!

Friday, October 23, 2009

Baseball Hand Signal

Not really sure about the ass slap in general, but that is definitely a little too far up the butt!

George Brownridge Must Be Tired!

Pleasing 15 Women in one day should never require a newspaper followup correction.

We get it!

WSOP Bad Beat

Pocket Aces hits 4 aces on the river and King Jack diamonds hits runner runner Royal Flush! Awesome!

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Awesome Photography

These 4 pictures are some of the best I've seen...really wish I could take a picture half this good!

How I learned to mind my own business

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day,
And all the patients were outside shouting, '13....13.....13.'

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.....

Somebody poked me in the eye with a stick!

Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...

Girls In A Bathtub

Get their sexy photo bombed...when you see it, you'll understand!

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Atomic Bomb Cake

I don't understand how this is something to be celebrated?

XXXXXXX Vanity Plate

Officials usually put seven X's in place of the number for cars without license plates.

Roberson says the mix-up has led him to get as many as 10 tickets in a day.

Scottie Roberson’s nickname is Racer X. Back in his younger days, the handle was given to him thanks to his custom car business. Given that he’s Racer X and his favorite number is 7, there’s no doubt that the vanity license plate XXXXXXX is perfect for the man, right? Well, yes and no. It’s appropriate, but it’s also caused him to rack up $19,000 in undeserved fines.

Even Batman Needs A Day Off

I think they get the signal...

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Baggy Pants Explained!

Now it all makes sense...

Big Bone Lick

Definitely a place to visit!

Jets Dirty Sanchez

They have to make sure that the Dirty dudes shirt is on the left...since most read left to right!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Blind Driving

This looks to be safe enough...at least it wasn't a motorcycle!

Interesting Halloween Costume

Mouthman is offering these awesome hoodies for kids this halloween season!

I know what you are all wondering...no they don't come in adult sizes (at least not for a couple more weeks!) :(

Uses For Old Computers

Much better than just throwing them in the dumpster or landfill!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday Jokey #3

One Kiss Per Yard

Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.