4 Dudes: September 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Refrigerator Signage

Com'n you can fit more than 2 dead hookers in that fridge!

Romancing Jennifer Turns Sour..

Some dudes pranks his (likely slutty) girlfriend with some signs along the road she takes home every day.

Craigslist Bracelet Beads

Mom lists her sons anal beads as a $20 bracelet...funny if she really doesn't know what they are!!

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"I'm selling this funky kids friendship bracelet and some other items from our garage sale. Found it in a box in my sons room after he moved out to college. I don't think he has used it much, at least I never sawing him wearing it. He seemed really embarassed when I asked him why he had a girl's bracelet in there! Anyway it seems to be in decent condition althought the rope has really taken a beating! Slightly stretched out. Still has good elasticity. It is great for a young girl as a going back-to-school gift. Im not exactly sure how it goes onâ€¦ It could also make a funky anklet, or a key chain... that could be a bit cumbersome though. Could be added to a charm necklace as well. You get the idea. Respond to the email -Diane"

From JerksInYourArea

Connecticut Legislature

Wow...these guys are working hard. Who says it is tough to be a politician, now solitare...THAT IS TOUGH!

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Neat Kid Photography

Just toss your coat and kid anywhere...

Shooting At Steel Plates

Which is tougher? Steel or Steel??

Hitler reacts to Virginia Tech Beating Huskers

Nobody outside of Nebraska even likes the Cornhusker football team...they can be annoying!

They do know how to party though!

Butt or Manly Chest?

Looks like a nice ass rotated at the perfect angle... the mask is the finishing touch!

Clothing Worn By That Nerdy Chick

That shy, quiet, cute, nerdy chick will be looking slutty for one crazy weekend!

From GraphJam

Beer Boob Beer Smuggler

This goes one up on the men's beer belly with the female version enhancing their bust size!

No Swimming If You Can't Swim?

Redundancy at its finest!

No dancing if you can't dance!

Monday, September 28, 2009

Stroller Nappin

This dude is just chillin in da stroller...probably better keep an eye on a kid that small.

iPhone Autocorrect Feature

It is like they are reading my mind!

12 Inch Capcha

12 Inch, Nope...That's What She Said! Gotta love Facebook!

Panties: Next Best Thing

Or next to the best thing...oh I get it :)

Best HandBras

Use what god gave you to hold them things up!

Nebraska Fan Passed Out

Well...you really can't say the corn growers don't know how to party.

Man Boob Pictorial

Definitely need to avoid the back boobs! Men, please lift some weights to prevent this any further!

Robotic Hand

Ran across this gif on 9Gag and thought it was pretty f'in sweet!

Beer Belly Beer Smuggler

This item is perfect for the skinny dude that needs a beer gut to look cool! You won't have to unbutton your pants since the amount of beer under your shirt will remain consistent!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Blacklight Tattoos

These Tattoos are damn sweet...pretty neat if they are invisible for my professional job, but will show up under the Black Light

Sunday Jokey #1

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office…
but she belonged to someone else…

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
but the girl said, “NO.”

Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…

so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast… he won’t even be able to get his pants down.

She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…She said, “The bastard used quarters!”