Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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"I'm selling this funky kids friendship bracelet and some other items from our garage sale. Found it in a box in my sons room after he moved out to college. I don't think he has used it much, at least I never sawing him wearing it. He seemed really embarassed when I asked him why he had a girl's bracelet in there! Anyway it seems to be in decent condition althought the rope has really taken a beating! Slightly stretched out. Still has good elasticity. It is great for a young girl as a going back-to-school gift. Im not exactly sure how it goes onâ€¦ It could also make a funky anklet, or a key chain... that could be a bit cumbersome though. Could be added to a charm necklace as well. You get the idea. Respond to the email -Diane"
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
but she belonged to someone else…
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you…”
but the girl said, “NO.”
Johnny said, “I’ll be fast, I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend…
so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for $200 then pick up
the money very fast… he won’t even be able to get his pants down.
She agrees and accepts the proposal.
Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened…She said, “The bastard used quarters!”