Monday, December 7, 2009

Best Ever Xmas Decorations

"Good news is that I truly outdid myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn't realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

Here are some other good Christmas Decorations!

Santa didn't have time to hit a Rest Area...

Lazy neighbor xmas lighting...

VW Bug instead of a Sleigh

I'd hate to get this dudes electric bill!

Or you could just check out the Beer Christmas Tree!


  1. This is crazy funny !! I would have been taken in too. Shame you had to take it down.

  2. HAHAHA! That's hilarious! Did you make that mannequin yourself just for that occasion? Genius.

  3. Need to add a motor so his legs are kicking too!

  4. Need to add an outdoor webcam to record all of those FAILS. Awesome work!

  5. Wow! Loved the comment on the last picture...wouldn't like to pay it either. Really like the guy and the ladder..